'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. 'Ello miss?
What do you mean, miss?
I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint.
Sorry, we're no longer taking comments.
Never mind that...
I wish to make a complaint about this campaign I just bought this campaign about 'alf an term ago, from this very state.
It's not dead, it's resting. Remarkable thing, my campaign. Beautiful plumage.
The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
No, it's restin'.
If it's restin', I'll sell it gold. 'Ello Polly. I got a nice carabou for you. You wake up Polly campaign.
There, it moved.
No it didn't. That was you on TLC. 'Ello Polly. POOOOOLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY. Polly campaign wake up. POOOLLLLYYY. Now that's what I call a dead campaign.
No, no. It's stunned.
Look my lass. I've had about enough of this. That campaign is definitely deceased. And when I bought it not half a term ago, you assured me it's appeal to drinkers of tea was due to it being violent and wagged out after a long squawk.
It's been pining for the dudes.
Pining for the dudes? What kind of talk is that? Look, why did it fall flat on its back as soon as blood libel was mentioned?
The tea bag blue prefers kipping on its back. It's a beautiful campaign. Beautiful plumage.
I took the liberty of looking at that campaign, and the only reason why it was still running in the first place was that you were writing notes on your hand.
Of course I was using my hands. Had I not, it would have flown off as soon as it muscled me to use a telepromptor and then boom.
Look there, matey. This campaign wouldn't boom if I put 4,000 elk through it. It's bleeding demised.
It's not. It's pining.
It's not pining. It's passed on. This campaign is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late campaign. It's a stiff; bereft of life. If you hadn't been using a telepromptor it would have been pushing up daisies. It's drawn down the curtains and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex campaign.
Well, I better campaign some more.
If you want anything done in this country, you better find the right grifter.