I have a confession: I'm not much of a marathon runner. I've only run 18 or thirty or so, and my best time is probably three hours, plus or minus. No, my big thing is hiking. Once I hiked the width of the Appalachian trail four times - in one day. Another time I flew a jet cross-country, single-handed, in less than five seconds (it was Andorra, Air France, on one of my international missions of mercy). Mission Accomplished! I also balanced the budget, with Leprechaun gold, which I won in a poker game with Phil Ivey. I could've done it sooner, but I had a golf date with Tiger Woods, and I shot a 50, plus or minus, on an 18-hole round, plus or minus 17 holes. We rounded our scores. I don't golf anymore, though, after the bad back I developed as a Navy SEAL (I served for 10 years, give or take a decade.)
So, my fellow Kossacks, what's YOUR best marathon time? or other achievement you have gained through rounding, up or down, take your choice.