Comey Says F.B.I. Investigating Hillary’s Ties to Bill Clinton
Heh, caught your attention with the clickbait, didn’t I?
Gotcha!
Sorry, but just some shameless election eve hijacking of infinitely more important discussions for anyone looking for a brief break from all of that with some equally shamelessly stolen ledes from the great Andy Borowitz of The New Yorker.
Some more of his ledes:
(Note: The New Yorker has a paywall with a 10 free article per month allowance):
In Final Appeal to Voters, Clinton Changes Slogan to “Won’t Blow Up Planet”
F.B.I. Regretfully Announces That Hillary Committed No Crimes
Putin Appears with Trump in Flurry of Swing-State Rallies
Ability to Generate E-Mails Key Indicator of Stamina, Medical Study Says
Queen Offers to Restore British Rule Over United States
Comey Praises Brave F.B.I. Agents Who Had to Touch Anthony Weiner’s Computer
Nation Unsure It Can Tolerate Thirteen More Days of Rudy Giuliani
Trump Surges Ahead of Clinton in Poll Conducted by His Brain
TV Academy Offers Trump Emmy If He Will Quit Race
Ok, back to the nail-biting...